Situation Game

[Chosen Bloon]

"If you were in ...."

This is called the situation game. I'm not sure if I am carrying this out the way he wanted me to...

I don't want anything inappropriate or meaningless. I don't want any posts that are like:
Question: If you were in a box with a popsicle, what would you do?
Answer: I would eat the popsicle and sleep in the box until someone finds me.

No. I want creative posts such as:
Question: If you were in a box with a popsicle, what would you do?
Answer: I would rub the popsicle against the box until a portion of the cardboard is wet. This would allow me to push my way through the box in that wet portion = escape.

If you are stuck in something, try to find a way out.
If you were in a situation with a hot girl right next to you in a movie theatre, and then you passed some gas. What would you do? Find a way to get around it or make the situation better.

You heard the rules and now it is time to play.
If you were stuck in a vase with one of those egyptian snakes... How would you get out? You can't break the vase.

[Johnywilko]

I would kill the snake by biting him and then pulling out one of his fangs and using the fang to scratch the vase and then it will crack and break= FREEDOM

You're stuck in a empty rubber TV with a key

[Chosen Bloon]

Ooo. Good one.

I would probably use the key to cut my leg off. I would then use the key to cut a hole in the rubber which I would escape through. (I cut my leg off to make it sound more exciting!)

You are stuck inside a burrito and an icecream man was about to eat you. You are scared to death for a couple of seconds until you notice a painted fingernail in the burrito. You can not eat your way out.

[Johnywilko]

I get eaten by the ice cream man and I used the nail to cut his guts off but it was made of ice cream so it melted= escape


You're stuck in a grave with a cellphone.

YOU CAN NOT DIG YOURSELF UP

[JakeSteel]

Call 911.

Stuck in a pancake factory with a spacesuit.

[Marshazzle]

Take the spacsuit off and eat as many pancakes as possible until I become obese and die from eating too much fattning.

Your stuck in a box without a door

[Radar30]

I fart continuously until the box is filled with so much gas, it becomes a "combustable bomb" if you will, then once it explodes, FREE

hmmm, stuck in a doorless igloo with nothing but a chair to sit on

[JakeSteel]

Smash teh walls.

Stuck in an attic with a bunch o' Playboy's.

[Chosen Bloon]

I would try to dig my self out (under and around) from the igloo.
-or-
Break the chair apart and try to start some sort of fire by rubbing the chair legs together like the cavemen did. (Melt the igloo...)

Uggh. You posted when I did. I wouldn't really want to leave the attic, but if I had to... I would keep jumping up and down until the wood flooring in the attic gave away and I fell through. Before I did this, I would have grabbed the treasure that I found in the attic and run away.

You are stuck in a well that is impossible to climb out of due to the wet moss on the sides. There is no rope with a bucket for the water since a hobo stole it a couple years back. You can not call the girl from the Ring 2 since you don't have a cell phone. Chuck Norris can't even save you. You can't break the well, because the bricks grooves and indentions were weathered away from the water that was once there. You have a 7 inch rope, a sponge, a phone with no batteries, half a screwdriver (the handle of it is the part that isn't missing), a couple of dead bodies that don't have any objects that could help you in anyway, and a dirty sock. There is no water whatsoever in the well, and you can't start a fire. You have a broken arm and so you wouldn't be able to throw anything out of the well to get someone's attention. The well is located in the middle of a desert. You must find a way out of the well without killing yourself. You also can't scream because I said so. Get out!

[Jyo]

Hmm...even know this may be a bump, i like this game. Let's see, I would first try soaking up all of the water with the sponge to maybe make the moss dryer so I could climb up, but the broken arm would make that difficult. I really don't have an answer, but i want someone else to try XD. Very good one.

[Chosen Bloon]

Haha. Thanks. I was tired of people picking the easy way out and not using any creativity whatsoever. So I made that one just to get people thinking.

[Johnywilko]

Here's one :

You're trapped in a phone booth, you have no money or a card to call someone(or even 911)... and you have a poker card

Remember you can't get out or call anyone, be creative!

[/JCMG/]

I'd use the poker card to pick lock the door

OR

I'd try turning the card into the very hard tip of a screwdriver, unscrew the telephone, then smash out
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You're on the top of a 100-story building there are no doors or anything to get you out through the building. The only other things on top of the building is a trunk with stuff inside it and cat. You have to get out of there without dying and with all the other on the roof.

[Johnywilko]

In the trunk is a cellphone, I call Bin Laden to fly into the building and breaking the walls!



You're in a steel cupboard, and you have a tissue

Cant open the door or call for help...

[JriderT]

I get the tissue and rip in to lots of pieces, I punch myself until I start to bleed, I pour the blood on the tissue, it becomes strong. I puch the cupboard and it breaks= escape.

You are in a vast, hot dessert with no water, food, or shelter.

[TMJulian]

I Find a Magic Lamp, a Genius Appears and Give me 3 Wishes.

1st Wish: A Sexy Lady.
2nd Wish:, a Lot Of Money
3rd Wish: A Big Mansion in the City.

Ta-da,Great Escape.

Your in the Middle of the Emptyness without Help.
How do you Escape?

[Marshazzle]

Smash my head on the emptyness I live on until I die of chronic bleeding.
Your being charged for 500$ you don't have, and the FBI will kill you if you don't give it up in the next 2 hours. You have 1 phone call, who would you call and what would you say?

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