Completely Embarrassing Story
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Completely Embarrassing Story
Ok this is something I found in my school journal from second grade. Time to show you my MASTERPIECE!
It was a sunny day. Little Jack was walking down his sidewalk going to his house. Suddenly, a philasaraptor from the medieval ages decided to eat Little Jack. He appeared in a growing cloud of flame and started chewing on Little Jack's leg. Little Jack screamed "NO!" at the top of his lungs, and pulled out is .5 semi-automatic pistol. He shot the philasaraptor in the leg. The philasaraptor started crying. Little Jack asked, "What's wrong, little dinasaur?" The philasaraptor said "I am the last of my species and have no friends becasue they all died and I want to be your friend." Little Jack said "Sure I will be your friend! What is your name?" My name is Big Jack". And they lived happily ever after.
Comments: WOW I was immature. Also, I changed stegasaurus to philasaraptor for funny effect (only if you have seen Stepbrothers will you get it). I felt like putting this downso I can get free user points so I can show you my twisted author... istic? skills. Peace.
It was a sunny day. Little Jack was walking down his sidewalk going to his house. Suddenly, a philasaraptor from the medieval ages decided to eat Little Jack. He appeared in a growing cloud of flame and started chewing on Little Jack's leg. Little Jack screamed "NO!" at the top of his lungs, and pulled out is .5 semi-automatic pistol. He shot the philasaraptor in the leg. The philasaraptor started crying. Little Jack asked, "What's wrong, little dinasaur?" The philasaraptor said "I am the last of my species and have no friends becasue they all died and I want to be your friend." Little Jack said "Sure I will be your friend! What is your name?" My name is Big Jack". And they lived happily ever after.
Comments: WOW I was immature. Also, I changed stegasaurus to philasaraptor for funny effect (only if you have seen Stepbrothers will you get it). I felt like putting this down
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those were the days...and its spelled velociraptor
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Finally, I have found the official spelling!kareljanis wrote:those were the days...and its spelled velociraptor
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Haha, you're amazing KoT :p
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: D I'm thinking of publishing it.
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DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!
'tis peer pressure xD
DO IT!
DO IT!
'tis peer pressure xD
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hmm indeed. like when I called the police. That's peer pressure :/
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You have alot of stories.. : \ .. haha .
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Rofl. Good story. You should make it into a play... An adventure story where a dinosaur meets his long-lost brotha.
The play would have 3 characters: Little Jack, Big Jack, and some random hobo as the narrarator. The play would work well with (4 w's in a row! Ha) elementary school students, since they normally chew on each other's legs. But I don't know how they would act out shooting the Big Jack's leg, though...
The play would have 3 characters: Little Jack, Big Jack, and some random hobo as the narrarator. The play would work well with (4 w's in a row! Ha) elementary school students, since they normally chew on each other's legs. But I don't know how they would act out shooting the Big Jack's leg, though...
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You have alot of stories.. : \ .. haha .
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Didn't you just say that 8 minutes ago?
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Uh... alrighty then.
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