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Post by Rikazu Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:42 pm

Time to rip them off. Make them up or repost something that you have heard before. All jokes are allowed.

Random.. Imagine a horse chasing a rabbit, XD.
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Post by SF Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:51 pm

Errmm.. Umm... I dont gots any.
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Post by shikadi Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:03 am

The police were looking for a bank robber with one eye named George, they hadn't named the other eye yet.
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Post by SF Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:04 pm

*Cricket noises*
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Post by Pikmin Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:07 pm

shikadi, .......horrible joke its not funny
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Post by shikadi Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:21 am

pikmin wrote:shikadi, .......horrible joke its not funny
That's...that's...cyber-bullying. :p
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Post by SF Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:40 pm

shikadi wrote:
pikmin wrote:shikadi, .......horrible joke its not funny
That's...that's...cyber-bullying. :p

I dont think thats cyber Bullying, he just said that your joke wasnt funny, and hes correct.
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Post by Radar30 Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:16 am

Haven't told this one in ages, might be a bit graphic so I hope none of you are 8 years old, sorry if it's not the best, but nobody is telling any jokes..

This guy goes into the doctor and says, "Doctor, I am away on business all the time, and I need something to satisfy my wife." The doctor says, "Okay I think I can help you out. I have pills that will take away her sexual craving, and I have a 'Voodoo Dick', but the pills are a lot less satisfying." The man asks, "What is a Voodoo Dick?" The doctor replied, "All you have to say is Voodoo Dick ________, and the Dick will hump whatever you say." So the doctor demonstrated by saying "Voodoo Dick door." The Dick immediately went and started banging on the door. The doctor went and got the dick and the man, so excited about giving this to his wife, took it and ran out the door, leaving the directions behind.

So the man gets home and tells his wife about it, then leaves on a business trip. That night, the wife was feeling a bit lonely.... so she decides.... She says, "Voodoo Dick my vagina"... and ohh man did it work.. after about 5 orgasms she starts to tire of the Voodoo Dick, but she can't manage to get it to stop. She looked for directions and couldn't find them. She called the doctor but he doesn't work at 4 in the morning. So, she did the only thing she could... she got in the car and drove to the hospital to get it surgically removed. With the Voodoo Dick still going strong, she was swerving all over the road. A cop pulls her over and says, "Ma'am, you were swerving quite a bit back there. Is there a problem?" So the woman says, "I got a Voodoo Dick stuck in my vagina!!" The cop obviously doesn't believe her and replies, "Voodoo Dick my ass..."

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Post by shikadi Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:06 am

Laughing
I come from a family of long livers, my dad had a liver 3 feet long. (joke)
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Post by Rikazu Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:39 pm

Lol radar.
Thats more like for 14+, but its still funny.
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Post by SF Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:50 pm

Shikadi, just stop.

Nice Radar.
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Post by Johnywilko Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:55 am

Here's one

Why did the cat fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was tied to the cat

Why did the tree fall over?

He thought it was a game!

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Post by shikadi Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:01 am

Not funny.
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Post by Rikazu Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:03 am

Winkleys was ok, Shikadi yours aren't funny. xD
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Post by shikadi Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:08 am

I never knew that.
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Post by JakeSteel Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:36 pm

Stop spamming....

Radar, yours was good Wink
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Post by Rikazu Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:38 pm

A 6 year old boy and his dad walking out in there grassy backyard. The six year old boy looks up and says, "Daddy, Are the clouds made of milk?".
The Dad quickly looks down and glares at his son. "No you dumbass, there made of coowhip. Coowhip."

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Post by Noble Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:41 pm

Radars is beastly!
lol!
I was pissing in my pants when I read that..
And, after, I said : "*Chuckled* Voodoo Dick.."
I started to look everywhere to see if the dick wasn't anywhere on me, or around.

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Post by Justice Monkey Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:20 am

For some reason this joke is going around my grade like the flu.

A man walks into a bar and he says "ow."


haha....GET IT??? I know it's not that funny, right?
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Post by Pikmin Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:29 am

justice monkey, tell your school that there comedy level sucks
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Post by Justice Monkey Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:32 am

seriously.
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Post by Natz Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:56 pm

Ive heard of it. its not that bad of a joke

Btw: do you go to grade school? if you do, its obvious that a joke like that is going around
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Post by Radar30 Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:28 pm

this one is a bit graphic (like my first one, lol)

From the perspective of a 34 year old man...
So I was balls deep in this girl, right, and she says, "Oh, the pain is excruciating!"
I thought to myslef, "Man, that's a big word for a 12 year old."

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Post by Natz Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:31 pm

lol! lol, kinda too graphic Razz
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Post by Noble Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:45 pm

Attention, If You are 12 or Lower ( Maybe 11 ) , This may be too Graphic For You !



If you want to, though, I guess you can..

A police officer walked up to the prostitute and told her that she was under arrest because it was against the law to sell pussys.
She told him that she was not selling pussy, she was selling condoms...with free pussy samples.

Eh, it is kinda stupid.

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