Re: Einsteinean

[TMJulian]

Yes....he Might Write a 1000 Pages Book about Stories...

[shikadi]

Yes....he Might Write a 1000 Pages Book about Stories...

How about a guide on how to crate a forum?

[fleamailman]

almost right TMJulian, the goblin explained "...for just matched posts, 46 pages, and adding up my other threads on that site 1500 posts, but why write a book and be at the mercy of the publishing world, just discarded in a few years time, if only because the media doesn't want any long term success bar perhaps its one or two main authors, no it wants short term profit from the rest of us, so it rigs things that one is a best seller one year and forgotten the next, just like in the music industry that is, that way it doesn't have to pay you much...." in fact, what with the everyone being on the Internet now, all other medias were losing market share at this point, the goblin only had to post content and people would read it he knew

[fleamailman]

How about a guide on how to crate a forum?

"...no need, there's already an example of how not to..." replied the goblin

[TMJulian]

WTF Image FMM

[fleamailman]

the goblin just reminded everyone something, saying "...it isn't the number of posts, which one has done, that tells the whole story here, since anyone could just tag threads to death, which would give that person exactly the same postcount in the end, if not more in fact, than someone else who had tried to include content each time...", the goblin also knew that he didn't want to be misunderstood in what he was getting at here, and certainly he didn't hold anything against anyone trying to be "the number one poster", only that he just wanted everyone to see for themselves something about their posting, so he continued "...no, to see if a thread is working, it is best to look at the "hitcount" too, since a very good thread will often have a lower number of posts to it but while having a high count, think of it as posts = participation, while hits = readership, simply if you want to see where you really stand, look at the hit count...", then the goblin posted a picture as always, knowing that some people had reading problems and would come back saying the goblin's posts are too long, "...hands up all those who think flea's posts are too long then..." ventured the goblin again

[Sima]

What the...

[einsteinean]

I make one typo and you guys go ballistic. How immature.

[kareljanis]

it was a joke, obviously it was a typo. how immature.

[einsteinean]

I still don't see why a page of posts had to follow one typo. Pathetic.

[kareljanis]

things happen, some not as great others. Like you.

[Boxman]

Einiebean is a faggle. BOX IS COMMING FOR YOU . lawl . DON'T BE ACTING LIKE YOU RUN THESE FORUMS. (eineineieneienie )

- Box

Secert plan is underway ..

[King of Things]

Well, I am number 5 in charge here.

[Boxman]

i am at the bottom of the food chain .. sadly .

[shikadi]

I still don't see why a page of posts had to follow one typo. Pathetic.

So you are not Einstein, who you claim to be.

[fleamailman]

"...the truth is that hecklers jumping on ones typos is probably a good thing, if only because it shows you that one is not looking hard enough at ones own texts before posting, and although it might put one on the defensive each time for a while, in the end, once one has actually got used to double checking everything before one posts, eliminating most of those typos that is, the ability remains though out ones remaining lifetime, and you emerge the winner here..." mused the goblin, adding "...also, if you want to take up posting on a site where one becomes recognised for content, it might be a good idea to just read aloud the text before posting it...", in fact, the goblin often edited his posts by reposting them across sites, simply "content" tended to be universally accepted which, in turn, created a benchmark for him to aim at here, "...well, if you want something to remain of what you post that is..." added the goblin

[King of Things]

ROFL

[einsteinean]

If I corrected every typo on this thread alone, it would take me an hour.

[King of Things]

wel wee al knpw yiu hsve am hpur ti spaee.

[JakeSteel]

Shut up.

Everyone.

[fleamailman]

ROFL

"...nothing like laughing then goblin..." said the slot, continuing "...but after that, everyone expects "content", can you post "content" goblin, or are you only hiding behind your laughter here...", somehow the slot always had a way to push the goblin on, so the goblin sipped his coffee, waited a bit, and then replied "...the best practice with hecklers, is to face them off one by one, that is taking note of their posting ability, while getting ready for those obvious attacks, but after a few years of having those barbs leveled at one, one should get pretty good at putting them down in style, besides the important thing to remember is that when you can post "content" for yourself, you're the one that really laughing..." and with that the goblin posted a friendly putdown he had done today

repost from a British "last post" thread

It hurt my brain reading this... need a dark room to lay in now

and with that the goblin welcomed yet another mommy, thanking her for her post, saying "...thanks xxxxx, well I really don't know much myself about this sort of thing as it is really more admin's line I imagine, but for a dark space to rest ones brain in, I suppose a tobacco tin would be amply spacious don't you think, also I hear that Tesco are now doing a trendy "ready to go" sarcophagus at a knock down price, that is, complete with that "delicately scented embalming oils" spray function, not to mention that Salormoon style "quick self bandaging" button too, but then again I thought Britain was always dark anyway...", and with that the goblin somehow felt that he had actually done his good deed of the day then

[einsteinean]

In fact....

[kareljanis]

when people say in fact, they usually follow it up with a point of some sort. just sayin'

[shikadi]

In fact....

...your face is pornographic material.

[fleamailman]

...your face is pornographic material.

the goblin turned up, saluted the jyobots, saying "...actually from your experience, having a face that looks like "pornographic material" is still better than having one that looks "pedophile" wouldn't you admit...", in fact, the goblin wasn't taking sides here, just if one is going put down someone else it's always best to come up with something original where there isn't some old "ready made reply" like now, "...not a bad attempt, try again, use your own material though, and you'll probably make a troll yet, practice as they say..." encouraged the goblin

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