Re: Misc Jokes

[Jyo]

Haha, kinda saw that coming

[Epheel]

OK:

A bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest, the first day, they don't see anyone, the second day neither.
But on the third day they spot a gnome.
The gnome says to both of them:
"Because you see me on the third day, you can both do 3 wishes!"
The bear uses his first wish:"I wish all female bears fall in love with me."
The rabbit says:"I would like a motorcycle."
Then the bear uses his second wish:"I wish all male bears turn in to female bears, so they also fall in love with me."
The rabbit wishes for a helmet, because safety is important.
The bear is thinking about what he was going to wish, everything he wanted, was wished already.
So the bear says:"I wish that the remaining female bears, fall in love with me too".
The rabbit jumped up and down screaming:"I know my third wish, I know my third wish! I wish the bear is gay!"

[Johnywilko]

Lawl.

[einsteinean]

Nice joke!

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